Kathleen Newton

Kathleen Newton, Jan Bond says hello.

This web page was written to help me find you, Kathleen Newton. I hope you are reading it now, Kathleen Newton, because if you are, Kathleen Newton, then that means that I found you, Kathleen Newton.

Why do I use your name so much, Kathleen Newton? Why, to help you find this page so that I can find you, of course, Kathleen Newton.

You met Jan Bond in London and Paris in 1983/4. You corresponded for many years after, despite your frequent changes of address. Sadly, Jan lost your contact details 5+ years ago and you've since lost touch, Kathleen Newton.

(You didn't really think I'd go an entire paragraph without mentioning your name, did you, Kathleen Newton?)

I met Jan Bond in Hong Kong 9 years ago, by the way. She's my wife.

(There's a paragraph without mentioning your name, Kathleen Newton.)

Write to Jan. bondjf@gmail.com. Simple, isn't it, Kathleen Newton?

Thank you for reading this, Kathleen Newton. Once you and Jan find each other, Kathleen Newton, I'll delete this page. It's silly, isn't it? But guess what, Kathleen Newton? It works. You're here.


Kathleen Newton, here's an update to your page. The page of Kathleen Newton. The page about Kathleen Newton. If I search Google for the phrase Kathleen Newton, this page comes up #19. And that simply isn't good enough, Kathleen Newton. So I'm using your name, Kathleen Newton, in an attempt to increase that rank. It's possible, Kathleen Newton, that if you type in your name, you won't look past the first results page. So I'm typing more words (and more Kathleen Newton) to correct this problem. For you, Kathleen Newton.

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